Hello guys,Bin laden of our time decided to compiled some of the finest words of Mourinho our dear chelsea boss who decided to quit,hope u enjoy it........The shock news that Chelsea manager Jose Mourinho has left the club has made alot of news among UB students.

Love him or loathe him, there was never a dull moment when the ‘Special One’ was around - whenever he opened his mouth you could guarantee it would be headline news.

Below are a selection of Mourinho’s finest quotes since arriving at Chelsea from Porto. The Premier League will be a duller place without him.

JOSE ON JOSE

“Please don’t call me arrogant, but I’m European champion and I think I’m a special one.”
Introducing himself to the English press after arriving from Porto in 2004.

“If I wanted to have an easy job… I would have stayed at Porto - beautiful blue chair, the Uefa Champions League trophy, God, and after God, me.”
Making a mockery of those who suggest he is big-headed.

“For me, pressure is bird flu. I’m feeling a lot of pressure with the problem in Scotland. It’s not fun and I’m more scared of it than football.”
Insisting his side wouldn’t catch a cold as Man Utd breathed down their necks.

“Look at my haircut. I am ready for the war.”
Unveiling his new Action Man haircut.

WORDS OF WISDOM

“It’s like having a blanket that is too small for the bed. You pull the blanket up to keep your chest warm and your feet stick out. I cannot buy a bigger blanket because the supermarket is closed. But the blanket is made of cashmere!”
On the injury ‘crisis’ at Chelsea in February.

“Young players are a little bit like melons. Only when you open and taste the melon are you 100% sure that the melon is good.”
On developing Chelsea’s young stars.

A basket of eggs
Jose put all his eggs in one basket

“The style of how we play is very important. But it is omelettes and eggs. No eggs - no omelettes! It depends on the quality of the eggs. In the supermarket you have class one, two or class three eggs and some are more expensive than others and some give you better omelettes. So when the class one eggs are in Waitrose and you cannot go there, you have a problem.”
What turned out to be his parting shot to Roman Abramovich.

“I would love an Aston Martin but if you ask me �1m for an Aston Martin, I tell you, you are crazy because they cost �250,000.”
Insisting not even Chelsea would pay over the odds for a defender.

“Sometimes you see beautiful people with no brains. Sometimes you have ugly people who are intelligent, like scientists. Our pitch is a bit like that. From the top it’s a disgrace but the ball rolls at normal speed.”
Describing Chelsea’s sandpit of a pitch.

“We all want to play great music all the time, but if that is not possible, you have to hit as many right notes as you can.”
Admitting the Blues weren’t completely on song last season.

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